Andrew Garfield in Death of a Salesman
Me: We could go see Andrew in Death of a Salesman.
Barbara: Who does he play?
Me: The son.
Barbara: Beef? Bitch?
Me: What? No. Bippy? Butch?
Barbara: Beef. Bitch. BIFF!
Me: We could go see Andrew in Death of a Salesman.
Barbara: Who does he play?
Me: The son.
Barbara: Beef? Bitch?
Me: What? No. Bippy? Butch?
Barbara: Beef. Bitch. BIFF!
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You had me at Andrew Garfield. When can I buy tickets because this is a must.






